ການຕະຫລາດດ້ານວິຊາການກັບ Oxymoron

Hamletໃນລະຫວ່າງໂຮງຮຽນມັດທະຍົມ (ແລະຕອນນີ້), ຂ້ອຍແມ່ນຄົນຕະຫຼົກຊັ້ນ.

I had quite a theatrical English teacher one year – his name was Mr. Morgan. Most of my time with Mr. Morgan was spent outside the classroom because I couldn't appreciate Shakespeare. It drove Mr. Morgan crazy.

ໃນໂອກາດ ໜຶ່ງ ໃນເວລາທີ່ທ່ານ Morgan ຖາມ, ໃນ ສຳ ນຽງລາວທີ່ມີຊື່ສຽງ Yale-ish, ປະເພດເຕັກນິກວັນນະຄະດີທີ່ Shakespeare ໃຊ້ຢູ່ເມືອງ Hamlet, ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າໄດ້ຍົກມືຂຶ້ນຢ່າງກະຕືລືລົ້ນ.

ທ່ານ Morgan sighed, "ແມ່ນແລ້ວ, ທ່ານ Karr?"
“ Oxymorons”, ຂ້ອຍຕອບ.
"Oxymorons?" droned ທ່ານ Morgan, "ທ່ານຍັງບໍ່ໄດ້ຮູ້ວ່າແມ່ນຫຍັງ oxymoron ແມ່ນ, ທ່ານ Karr?"
“Sure!” I said, “It's the juxtaposition of antithetical terms in an expression, Mr. Morgan.”

Though I was correct, Mr. Morgan still couldn't grow to appreciate my sense of humor and he showed me the door. It did get quite a laugh from the class (after the initial gasp of hearing multi-syllable words coming from my mouth).

I've never forgotten the definition for an oxymoron… and I'm surprised at their excessive and, perhaps, growing usage when marketing technology today. If you want to sound like you have a really cool product or service, throw in an oxymoron into your marketing or technology presentation. It appears folks love it nowadays. In fact, quite a few of these are now in Geekipedia.

  1. ການພັດທະນາວ່ອງໄວ - ນັກພັດທະນາເຫລົ່ານັ້ນເປັນຕະຫລົກ. ການປ່ອຍຂ່າວຍັງຊ້າ.
  2. ການໂຕ້ຕອບການຂຽນໂປແກຼມການສະ ໝັກ - ຄືກັບວ່າໂປແກຼມສະ ໝັກ ເອງ.
  3. ປັນຍາປະດິດ – it's not artificial, it's real.
  4. ທາງເລືອກພະລັງງານ - ທາງເລືອກດຽວຂອງພະລັງງານແມ່ນເລື່ອງທີ່ມືດມົນ.
  5. URL ທີ່ເປັນມິດ – what's a mean URL?
  6. ວິດທະຍຸອິນເຕີເນັດ – if it's on the Internet, it's not radio
  7. ແລັບທັອບ 100 ໂດລາ - ພະລັງງານ? ການ​ເຂົ້າ​ເຖິງ​ອິນ​ເຕີ​ເນັດ?
  8. ຄວາມເປັນກາງສຸດທິ - ໃຜເຄີຍໄດ້ຍິນ Akamai or S3?
  9. Interface User – it's still for the computer, not me.
  10. Search Engine Marketing – it's not marketing (sorry), it's placement.
  11. ການປະສົມປະສານຂອງ Seamless – if it's integrated, it means there is a seam somewhere.

What's your favorite oxymoron?

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